10 Freaky Things You’ve Definitely Tried (But Would Never Admit)

Because "vanilla" was never on your menu…

Let’s be real — when it comes to getting freaky, most people have at least one little secret. Whether it was curiosity, boredom, a wine-fueled night, or straight-up horniness, you’ve probably done something creative in bed and thought:

Spoiler alert: You’re not alone.

At MommysToyShop.com, we hear it all. And honestly? We love it. So here are 10 freaky things you’ve definitely tried (or thought about trying) but would never admit... publicly, anyway.

1. Used the Showerhead Like It Was Sent from Heaven

Freak Level: 3/10

The OG of DIY stimulation. It starts innocently enough: just trying to rinse the shampoo out. Then that pressure hits just right... and suddenly you're using your water bill for self-care.

Tried this? Upgrade to: LELO Sona 2 — water-safe and made for sonic satisfaction.

2. Named Your Toy Like It Was a Person

Freak Level: 5/10

If you’ve ever whispered, “I missed you, Kevin,” to your wand... you’re among friends here. Toys become more than tools — they become trusted partners.

Tried this? Upgrade to: PalmPower Mini — so good you’ll have to name it.

3. Tested if That Kitchen Item Was Safe to Use

Freak Level: 7/10

A cucumber. A popsicle. Maybe a frozen banana wrapped in a paper towel. Desperate times = creative solutions.

Tried this? Upgrade to: Oh Oui Banana Dildo — food-safe, silicone, and shaped for fun (on purpose).

4. Practiced Faces or Moans in the Mirror

Freak Level: 4/10

We've all had that moment. You're riding solo, the lighting hits just right, and suddenly you're performing. Maybe you even turned yourself on. Bravo.

5. Used a Massager For... Not Your Back

Freak Level: 6/10

You told yourself it was for sore shoulders. Then it vibrated a little too close to the good spot.

Tried this? Upgrade to: We-Vibe Wand — cordless, waterproof, and not here for neck pain.

6. Recorded a Little Solo Show (For Yourself or Someone Else)

Freak Level: 8/10

Whether it was a blurry video or a full-blown cinematic event with lighting and music, filming yourself during playtime is freaky, thrilling, and deeply personal.

Pro tip: don’t forget to clean your lens and your toy.

7. Fashioned a DIY Sleeve Out of Socks and Lotion

Freak Level: 6/10

This one's for the penis-having crowd. Pillows, sponges, shampoo bottles... we’ve seen the innovation.

Tried this? Upgrade to: Cutiepies Baker Becky Stroker -BMS — no socks required.

8. Got Turned On By a Smell and Spiraled

Freak Level: 3/10

Your nose unlocked something primal. A hoodie. Cologne. Bedsheets. Now you're spiraling and sniffing like a freaky bloodhound.

We get it. Scent is powerful.

9. Tried Something Weird Just to Say You Did

Freak Level: 9/10

Licked an armpit? Roleplayed as a pizza delivery? Watched freaky porno with no shame? Let someone use whipped cream down there? Yeah. You were curious.

No regrets. Just vibes.

10. Stashed a Toy in Your Car “Just in Case”

Freak Level: 10/10

We know what you’re doing. Center console warriors, we salute you.

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Edmonton’s Freakiest Neighborhoods (You Know Who You Are)

Based on our late-night delivery patterns, here’s what we’ve learned:

• Downtown: 1AM wand warriors and 3AM lube emergencies.

• Whyte Ave: Student stress relief + breakup recovery buzzers.

• Summerside & Southgate: Organized freaks — always stocked, always ready.

• Millwoods: Quiet streets, wild nights.

Don’t worry, your secret’s safe with us. But we see you.

Which Freak Are You? Take the Quiz 🔥

Answer honestly (or don't, we won't judge). For each 'yes' you give, add 1 point to your freak score:

• Do you own more than 3 toys?

• Have you ever moaned louder than your playlist?

• Do you keep a backup toy charged at all times?

• Have you tried more than 5 of the things on this list?

• Have you used a toy outside your bedroom?

• Have you ever lied about being busy just to play?

• Have you ever fantasized about a delivery driver?

• Have you ever bought a new toy before even using your last one?

• Do you have a specific drawer, box, or bag dedicated to toys?

• Have you named a toy or kept one that broke "for the memories"?

Score:

• 0–3: Baby Freak 🍼 — Curious and just getting started

• 4–6: Bedroom Rebel 💋 — You know your way around a vibe

• 7–10: Certified Menace 😈 — You’re the reason we offer 1-hour delivery **

Feeling Seen? Good.

We’ve all done weird sh*t in bed — that’s the fun of it. And if this list gave you flashbacks (or freaky new ideas)...

Add something wild to your cart. We won’t tell.

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