Do you offer discreet shipping in Canada?

Yes, all orders are shipped in plain packaging with no adult store branding. We also offer 1-hour delivery in Edmonton.

What are the best sex toys for couples?

Couples love app-controlled toys like the We-Vibe Sync O, remote-control vibes, and beginner bondage kits.

How Big Is It Really? Edmonton’s Funniest Penis Size Chart Using Everyday Items (1–12 Inches)

Let’s be honest—whether you’re shopping for a dildo in Edmonton, arguing with a Tinder date, or just curious, most people have no clue what 6 inches actually looks like.

Guys love to round up. Girls second-guess every number. And if you don’t have a ruler nearby, it’s just guesswork.

So we made the ultimate cheat sheet.From 1 inches to 12, here’s what those measurements actually look like—with real objects from your kitchen, bathroom, or bedside table.

Funny? Yes.Educational? Extremely.Accurate? Painfully so.

(Also, if you're looking for actual toys in any of these sizes, we got you. Our Edmonton adult store delivers same-day, discreetly.)

1 Inch

Same size as:▸ A quarter▸ A bottle cap▸ The width of your pinky nail

Let’s be gentle:This is less “penetration” and more... participation badge.But hey—if it's got a vibe motor and a good rhythm, it can still bring joy.For those working with modest inches, check out our clit toys—because pleasure isn’t about length, it’s about strategy.

Comparison of a two inch length using a paperclip and lipstick

2 Inches

Same size as:▸ Paperclip▸ Your thumb’s top knuckle▸ Stick of gum
Real talk:This is “just the tip” territory. You’ll barely feel it unless it vibrates—and even then, we recommend checking out our mini bullet vibes for actual impact.

Comparison of a three inch length using a sticky note

3 Inches

Same size as:▸ Width of a credit card▸ A ChapStick tube▸ A taco shell (soft)
Reality check:Sure, it's small. But that doesn’t mean useless. Combine it with some clit stimulation toys and you're in business.

Comparison of a four-inch length using two aa batteries laying end to end

4 Inches

Same size as:▸ A lighter▸ A nugget box from McDonald’s▸ Small makeup brush
Meaning:This is what we call “beginner dildo” length. It’s perfect for anal newbies, oral tricks, or someone who values agility over intimidation.

Comparison of a five-inch length using a hotdog

5 Inches

Same size as:▸ Kitchen tablespoon▸ Travel-size lube bottle▸ A hotdog without the bun
Use case:This is a popular size in our starter dildo sets. It’s enough to please without overwhelm. Especially if paired with foreplay or a vibrator.

Comparison of a six-inch length using a dollar bill and a condom

6 Inches

Same size as:▸ Dollar bill▸ Standard pencil▸ Half of a footlong sub
Honesty moment:This is the most bragged-about length online. But unless you’re pulling out a measuring tape mid-sex, most people couldn’t confirm it.

💋 Want to see a real 6-incher? Browse our realistic dildo section with actual measurements and girth options.

Comparison of a 7 inch length using a ruler and banana

7 Inches

Same size as:▸ Remote control▸ 1.5 iPhones stacked▸ A rolling pin handle
What it says:You’re not here to play. You’re here to leave an impression—and possibly rearrange some internal furniture.

Great for folks who want more fullness, but not quite ready for our XL toys.

Comparison of a 8 inch length using a hair straightner

8 Inches

Same size as:▸ Banana (yes, a full one)▸ Tall Starbucks cup▸ Curling wand
Consider this:This is often where partners start negotiating. Foreplay becomes essential. And warm-up? Non-negotiable.

Comparison of a 9 inch length using a paperback book

9 Inches

Same size as:▸ Paperback novel▸ Large kitchen knife▸ A wine bottle neck
What this means:This is the size where we recommend lube, patience, and a “are you okay?” check-in.

❤️ Edmonton customers, our adult boutique offers discreet pickup and delivery for toys this size and beyond.

Comparison of a ten-inch length using a cutting board

10 Inches

Same size as:▸ iPad Mini▸ Chopping board▸ Subway sandwich with crusty ends
What this says:No one is casually packing 10 inches. This is toy size, fantasy size, or Google search history size. And yes, we carry them. Check out our XL section.

Comparison of a eleven- inch length using a forearm

11 Inches

Same size as:▸ Your forearm▸ Small laptop screen▸ A bouquet of roses
Translation:This size is both a blessing and a warning. Proceed with care—and maybe some stretchy lingerie from our lingerie collection.

Comparison of a twelve- inch length using a baguette

12 Inches

Same size as:▸ A ruler▸ A newborn baby (seriously)▸ A baguette
What this really means:If you say you're 12 inches and don’t pull out a ruler immediately, we assume you're including the curve, the base, and your ego.

🎯 TL;DR:

6 inches = a dollar bill
8 inches = banana
12 inches = a ruler / full footlong
Most men are rounding up. Most women are eye-rolling.

Need a real-world measurement you can trust?Our Edmonton sex toy store lists actual toy dimensions in inches and centimetres.Because size doesn’t matter... unless you lie about it 😘