Certified. Verified. Unapologetically dripping with truth. 💦
Our Certified Squirter decal isn’t just a sticker — it’s a whole damn flex.
Perfect for those who know their power and aren’t afraid to spray it across every surface they own.
Made in Edmonton, Alberta, this bold AF vinyl decal is:
Waterproof, weatherproof, and outdoor-rated
Ideal for cars, laptops, coolers, mirrors, nightstands, or the gym water bottle you’ll never look at the same again
A conversation starter (and probably a few stares 👀)
Perfect for:
💋 Sex-positive icons
🎁 Gag gifts that hit harder than expected
🚗 NSFW rides and unapologetic bedroom doors
🌈 Pride events, play parties, or private declarations
📏 Sizing:
Standard: 3.5"x1.5"
Custom sizes available upon request
📦 Designed and produced in Edmonton, Alberta 🇨🇦
Ships in discreet packaging (because the sticker’s doing enough already).