A snack. A statement. A whole mood.
This “I Eat MILF and Cookies” vinyl decal is filthy, fabulous, and fully feast-worthy. Whether you’re sticking it on your ride, your laptop, or your bedroom mirror, it’s designed to turn heads (and probably a few stomachs... in a good way 😏).
✔️ Waterproof & weatherproof
✔️ Bold red text for max impact
✔️ Handmade in Edmonton, Alberta
✔️ Easy to apply, impossible to ignore
Perfect for:
🍪 Cookie monsters with mommy issues
🎁 NSFW gift bundles
🚗 Car windows or tailgates
💬 Creating awkward family holiday moments
📏 Size:
Standard approx. 5.5"x1.5"
Custom sizing available on request
📦 Ships in plain packaging — but the message ain’t subtle