The “I Hope Your Vibrator Dies Before You…” Tumbler is made for people who appreciate sharp humor and a little shock value. Featuring a frosted finish, teal lid and straw, and bold lettering with a playful smiley graphic, this cup delivers laughs without trying too hard.

It’s the kind of tumbler that sparks double takes, inside jokes, and conversations. Ideal for iced coffee, water, or any cold drink that fuels your day, this reusable cup balances sarcasm with everyday usability.

Whether you’re gifting it to someone who gets the joke or keeping it for yourself, this tumbler is an easy win for novelty drinkware fans who like their humor bold and unapologetic.

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