Ready to spice up your ride with unapologetic sass?
Our “If You Tailgate Me, You Better Eat ASS Too” vinyl decal is for the bold, the brave, and the butt-loving renegades who take road rage and flip it into road rizz. 💋
Weatherproof ☀️❄️💦
Car-safe and fade-resistant
Easy to apply on bumpers, back windows, laptops, toolboxes, or anywhere you want to make 'em laugh (or blush)
Perfect for:
🚗 Drivers with attitude
💀 Fans of dark, dirty humor
🎁 Gag gifts, stocking stuffers, bachelor/bachelorette parties
Sizing Options:
3"x3.5" (standard)
Custom sizes available – message us!
📦 Handmade with love and a dirty mind in Alberta 🇨🇦
🚚 Ships in discreet packaging. You're welcome.