Sweet tooth? Nah. You’ve got taste.
Our “Save a Lollipop, Suck a Dick Instead” vinyl decal is unapologetically filthy, fiercely funny, and made to stick (in more ways than one 😉).
Designed to turn heads and make 'em laugh (or gasp), this red vinyl decal is:
Waterproof, weatherproof, and fade-resistant
Perfect for cars, laptops, coolers, bedroom mirrors, or your favorite water bottle
A bold declaration that you don’t just suck — you excel
📍Proudly handmade in Edmonton, Alberta
📦 Ships in discreet packaging… but trust, the message is loud and clear.
Perfect for:
🍆 Sex-positive wildlings
🎁 Raunchy gag gifts
🍭 Lollipop haters (or oral enthusiasts)
🚗 People who drive with no shame and great playlists
📏 Standard Size: approx. 3.5” x 3.5”
🛠 Custom sizing available upon request